There is no consistency to the titles of these posts...
When people join you on the elevator, you need to already be staring at the ground. Shake your head. Stare into the distance. Then quietly:
"So much blood. So much."
Then over the course of the ride, just start giggling. Let the giggle build until you're laughing at full volume from your belly. Then near the end of the ride, shout with joy:
"Like an entire lake of the stuff!"
Then when you hit your floor say to one of them:
"You want to be my date for a funeral?"
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