Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Awkward Elevator or Whatever #'s 6 & 7

#7
For this one it's important to look important. Nice suit. Maybe a lab coat.
"I just know that we're close to a cure. If we find the right type of chromosome we should be able to adapt this serum and finally cure AIDS."
Then give a frustrated sigh.
"And then we'd never have to wear condoms again."


#8
When someone gets on the elevator, turn to your friend and say.
"Did I tell you that I checked yesterday and my boner is the EXACT same length as my foot? I mean to the Angstrom"
(Angstrom is the smallest measurement (according to google)

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