The New Challenge

In college, my friend Scott (whose also brought us the "kick in the balls" game) used to have a joke that was only to be told on a crowded elevator.

So this year for my birthday, Scott has challenged me to write 30 "awkward things to say on an elevator." I think this is going to be very hard. My iphone wouldn't let me post to the blog last night so this is 1 and 2:

The elevator fills up: "the thing is, every time I actually put it in the yogurt, it shrivels up. Which makes me think I'm not getting the full effect."

A woman gets on the elevator. The moment she walks in: "You smell pretty."

The moment she walks off: "Syke."